If cellphones worked, every movie would be two minutes long.

If cellphones worked, every movie would be two minutes long.

Quagmire

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Character:
Glenn Quagmire
Episode:
Family Guy Season 14 Episode 4: "Peternormal Activity *"
Show:
Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 14 Episode 4 Quotes

I'm as creative as the first spider to spin a web.

Peter

What if God is a serial killer? He lowers the average lifespan of humans to 65.

Peter
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