If fairytales have taught us anything, first wives are the best ...

Bart: If fairytales have taught us anything, first wives are the best and second wives are terrible.
Homer: Just the opposite of real life.


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Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 22: "The Ned-Liest Catch"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 22 Quotes

You can never raise a hand to a child. Just stop cutting the crust off their sandwiches. They'll get the message.

Marge

We can handle the alcoholism, melted cheese in the microwave and, selling A's for cigarettes, but not laying a hand on a child.

Principal Skinner
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