If I find out you told anybody, I'm gonna beat you with poppy's ...

Janitor: If I find out you told anybody, I'm gonna beat you with poppy's old nickel sock.
J.D.: First of all, why would I tell anyone? And secondly, no one has epiphanies on the john!


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J.D., The Janitor
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13: "My Porcelain God"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 Quotes

J.D.'s Narration: I think it's human nature to search for answers.
Turk: Dude. Why is your tux gonna cost four thousand dollars?
J.D.: No reason.

Well done, there, Barbie. You're now exactly where you were three years ago.

Dr. Cox
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