Ted: If I wanted to make it personal, I'd call you a bored little trophy wife who likes to play activist when the shops on Fifth Ave are closed.
Zoey: You're going down.
Ted: Down where? To the yacht club? I'd love to, but wait I'm half Jewish, is that going to be a problem?


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Character:
Ted Mosby
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 8: "Natural History"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 8 Quotes

I didn't realize you were small potatoes, and to be clear I am referring to your testicles.

Robin

So, naturally I snapped the rip off of a triceratops, bloppidy bloppidy blue, I knocked down the whale.

Barney