If I'm gonna cheat, I'm not gonna write information from a book on a piece of paper, that's practically learning for God's sake


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Community Season 1 Episode 5: "Advanced Criminal Law"
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Professor Duncan: Good morning. How is student life, my dry-witted friend?
Jeff: Probably the same as teacher life, but less tragic, because I get to leave.
Professor Duncan: Very dry. Very witty. Not a great friend

Troy: I'm president Obama's nephew
Abed: You never mentioned that before
Troy: I didn't know if I could trust you, but now it's time to tell you everything, starting with we invented the Ferrari