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Character:
Ted Crisp
Episode:
Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 3: "Battle of the Bulbs"
Show:
Better Off Ted
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Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Gentlemen, when you fight like that, manhood weeps.

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The potential for a long-lasting light bulb is enormous. In a recent study, people's desire to see things ranked third, right after hitting things and trying to have sex with things.

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