(Homer meets the Capital City Goofball for the first time.)
Homer: (Gasps) Oh, my God! I don't believe it! It's really you! The Capital City Goofball!
Capital City Goofball: Hello, Dancin' Homer. Glad to have you aboard. If there's anything I can do for you, just squeeze the wheeze.
(The Capital City Goofball honks as he squeezes his large nose.)

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The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 5: "Dancin' Homer"
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The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

Homer: I have to convince my supervisor to give me a leave of absence.
Supervisor: Sure! How long would you like, four years? Five years!

As my son would say, I'm one sad ape-like dude.