I'll tell you one thing, this chauffeur's gonna be waiting a whi...
Jerry: I'll tell you one thing, this chauffeur's gonna be waiting a while. O'Brien's not showing up.
George: How do you know?
Jerry: He was in Chicago. Flight was overbooked; they wouldn't let him on the plane. He kept screaming how he had to get to Madison Square Garden.
George: We should take his limo.
Jerry: Yeah, right.
(Jerry begins to walk away, but George suddenly stops him)
George: Wait a second. Think about it. He's not showing up. Wait till you see the line for cabs, it's, like, 45 minutes long. You said he's in Chicago.
Jerry: He's definitely in Chicago.
George: Well, the guy's just standing there.
(Jerry looks at the chauffeur, who checks his watch)
Jerry: How would we do it?
George: We just go up to him and say, "We're O'Brien."
Jerry: Maybe he knows O'Brien.
George: No, he doesn't know O'Brien, if he knew O'Brien, he wouldn't have a sign.
- Characters:
- Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza
- Episode:
- Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 19: "The Limo"
- Show:
- Seinfeld
- Related Quotes:
- Jerry Seinfeld Quotes, George Costanza Quotes, Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 19 Quotes, Seinfeld Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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