Phyllis: I'm getting married to Bob Vance.
Michael: That's great! Congratulations. That is great and frankly... kinda amazing. See... everybody has a chance.


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Michael Scott, Phyllis Vance
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The Office Season 3 Episode 1: "Gay Witch Hunt"
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The Office
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The Office Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded. And I consider Oscar a friend.

Michael

Michael: I call everybody faggy. Why would anyone find that offensive?
Toby: I think Oscar would like it if you just used "lame" or something.
Michael: But that's what faggy means!