I'm just supposed to leave my car by the side of the road. What...

Alan: I'm just supposed to leave my car by the side of the road. What happens if someone tries to steal it?
Charlie: Good thinking. Leave the keys, gas money and a thank you note.


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Characters:
Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 17: "I Found Your Moustache"
Show:
Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 17 Quotes

Charlie: I can't believe she's already dating.
Alan: You're kidding right? The day after she moved out you ran off to Vegas to marry a stripper.
Charlie: We grieve in different ways. Besides, the stripper was already married so no harm, no foul.

Charlie: I'm gonna hate this movie.
Alan: How do you know?
Charlie: Because it has subtitles. The only good subtitles are for Nazis, drug lords and space aliens. Oh and kung fu.

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