Joey: (To Erika) I'm not Drake.
Ross: That's right, he's not Drake. He's Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin.
Erika: Is this true?
Rachel: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me.
(Throws water in Joey's face)
Monica: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't.
(Throws water in Joey's face)
Chandler: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard!
(Throws water in Joey's face)

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Friends Season 2 Episode 12: "The One After the Super Bowl (1)"
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You deserve much better than me, Erika. You deserve to be with the real Drake. He's the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem, find him. He's the guy for you.


Erika: Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing?
Joey: Yeah it is... what?
Erika: Well, here we sit, devil may care, just a little while ago you were reattaching someone's spinal cord.
Joey: Yeah, that was a tricky one. In reality, that operation takes like, over 10 hours, but they only showed it for two minutes.
Erika: Who's they?
Joey: No one.