Walden: I'm not going sleep with your mother.
Alan: If I had a dime for every time i heard that, I'd have have $3.60. I know that doesn't sound like a lot, but it's 36 times.


Rating: 3.5 / 5.0 (2 Votes)
Characters:
Alan Harper, Walden Schmidt
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6: "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
Show:
Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 Quotes

I bet you shower every day.

Jake

It's a miracle I'm not a transexual on Dancing With the Stars.

Alan