Toby: You need to get knocked up, and coffee is a violation of S.T.O.R.K.
Cabe: [groans] I don't want to know.
Toby: Oh, I'm glad you asked. Happy and I have conceived a conception plan, and it's called S.T.O.R.K. S is for sexy time, only at moments of optimal fertility.
Cabe: I'm not interested in your sexy time!