Peter: I'm the guy who ruined television, and I'm the guy who's gonna fix it!
Homer Simpson: Guys, I broke television! And now you have to help me fix it!
Peter: Haha, this looks like this is one we beat you to!


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Peter Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2: "Ratings Guy"
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Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 Quotes

Peter: Dear Cary Elwes, I have been meaning to contact you for some time. I have never been able to figure out if you are famous. You were a big deal in one thing, but you were wearing a mask for most it. Do you consider your career a disappointment, or rather, did you exceed your own expectations? Yours truly, Peter Griffin. P.S. You were in Robin Hood: Men In Tights. Did you know that?

That sounds awfully lonely, like being an NBA player on the road.

Lois