Peter: I'm trying to make love to you and all you can think about is Chris.
Lois: What?
Peter: Thanks to you, our son has a huge wang!
Lois: What do you mean?
Peter: Well, he certainly didn't get it from me?
Lois: Peter, what are you talking about?
Peter: I'll show you.
[Peter and Lois go to Chris' room while he is sleeping and Peter pulls back the covers]
Lois: Wow. No wonder he's always slouching


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Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin
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Family Guy Season 3 Episode 5: "And the Wiener is..."
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Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

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Connie: 16.
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Connie: Mom!
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Lois: I used to date the pyro guy from Whitesnake.
Meg: What's Whitesnake?
Lois: That's the music mommies and daddies listen to