Interesting hat. I went golfing with my grandfather today. D...

Luke: Interesting hat.
Rory: I went golfing with my grandfather today.
Luke: Did you know that golf courses are an environmental blight because of the chemicals they use to keep the grass green?
Rory: Actually, I did.
(Luke stares at her)
Rory: Bad joke. Sorry.


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Characters:
Rory Gilmore, Luke Danes
Episode:
Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 3: "Kill Me Now"
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Gilmore Girls
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Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Lorelai: You know what I was thinking?
Rory: That Madonna and Sean Penn should get remarried?
Lorelai: Besides that.

Emily: I think we should consider getting her a membership at the club, don't you?
Lorelai: If she wants, sure.
Emily: I mean, to have a place to go where she could socialize. That's very important to a young girl.
Lorelai: Well, now, especially that the crack den has closed down on the corner, all her really good friends are gone. What do you think, Mom, should I pursue the career in comedy?

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