<i>(on the phone)</i> You heard me, I won't be in for the rest o...

(on the phone) You heard me, I won't be in for the rest of the week... I told you, my baby beat me up... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up.

Homer

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Homer Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 9: "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

Is it a masterpiece? Or just some guy with his pants down?

Kent

(Homer and Marge visit the Statue of David exhibit)
Homer: Well, there he is. Michelangelo's Dave.
Marge: Hmm, David.
Homer: Oh.

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