Susan [as Kristen]: Kristen?
Kristen [as Susan]: Don't call me. And don't say my name. If anyone hears, the jig is up.
Susan: The jig is already up.
Kristen: Why, did someone figure out who you are?
Susan: No, not yet. All I'm saying is that if the jig is up it's cause I lifted it.
Kristen: What does that even mean?
Susan: It means I have a bone to pick with you. There's no sundae bar. You lied to me.