Harry: [doing a pelvic exam] OK. I see your problem. You sat on an earring.
Judy: Oh! No.
Harry: Sorry. [back under the drape]
Judy: That's supposed to be here.
Harry: Um, here we go [begins typing on his phone]. Let's just get into this. Mm mm. Oh. Yes. Examining... [holds up the phone, which snaps a photo]. Oops! Ahhh.
Judy: Did you just take a picture?
Harry: It wasn't a selfie. [spins around centers Judy in the photo] It's my first day!


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Resident Alien Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Yeah, he's sick aight. [to Max] Let me ask you somethin'? You got HBO in your house? Here's what I want you to do. I want you to watch OZ Season 1, then come back and tell me if you want to go to prison. Talkin' 'bout some alien shit. I'm gonna go get me some mo' boxes.

Sheriff Mike

All beings in the universe are different. My people, for instance, are brilliant. Humans, on the other hand, are so dumb that they think the leading cause of death is heart disease. It's not. It's almond milk. Even the grey aliens won't touch the stuff. Despite their differences, there is one truth that connects all beings -- life doesn't ever go as planned.

Harry [internal]