It's a three day trip. Who are you, Diana Ross? I dress based ...
Jerry: (seeing George's big pile of luggage) It's a three day trip. Who are you, Diana Ross?
George: I dress based on mood.
Jerry: But you essentially always wear the same thing.
George: Seemingly. But, within that basic framework, there are a number of subtle variations, visible only to the trained observer, that reveal the many moods, the many shades, of George Costanza.
Jerry: And what is this?
George: This is morning mist.
- Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza
- Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 1: "The Trip: Part 1"
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