Marge: It's about a boy who goes to war. His hand is deformed in an accident.
Bart: Deformed? Why didn't you say so! They should call this book "Johnny Deformed''?


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Marge Simpson, Bart Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 20: "Whacking Day"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 20 Quotes

Lisa: If the snakes were in here we could protect them.
Bart: According to this, snakes hear by sensing vibrations in the ground. So, if we put our stereo speakers on the ground and play something with a lot of bass, those snakes will be in here like Oprah on a baked ham.

Lisa: How can you people turn on snakes after all they've done for you?
Grampa: I'm an old man, I hate everything but Matlock. Ooh, it's on now.