Paris: Frankly, it was over the moment he wanted to do something creative.
Rory: Wow. You and Doyle split.
Paris: Well, he's a screenwriter now, Rory. Have you been to the movies lately?
Rory: I know.
Paris: Suddenly he's in jeans and wearing $200 faded rock t-shirts with bands on them he's never seen. He's flying out to 'the coast' as if this is not a coast. He's drinking vodka because it has less carbs. And then he started selling things and then I realized, 'Oh. This is going to stick.'
Rory: I am so sorry.
Paris: It's fine. I'll kill him in court.