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Peter

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Character:
Peter Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 4 Episode 18: " The Father, The Son, and The Holy Fonz"
Show:
Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 4 Episode 18 Quotes

Lois: (Holds up a "Church of the Fonz" poster) Peter, you've been posting these all over town. People are gonna think you're crazy.
Peter: Hey, how'd you like to lose a bunch of teeth? Oh, I'm sorry, Lois, that was uncalled for. But that's what you get when you challenge someone's beliefs.

Francis: (hanging up crucifix) There's no cross in here. Every kitchen needs a crucifix.
Stewie: Oh yes, nothing says eat up like a bleeding, half-naked Jew nailed to a piece of wood.