It's like a girl says she'll make out with you, but then her boy...

It's like a girl says she'll make out with you, but then her boyfriend is waiting around the corner with a pee-filled balloon.

Michael

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Character:
Michael Scott
Episode:
The Office Season 5 Episode 24: "Heavy Competition"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 5 Episode 24 Quotes

(watching Michael on the phone, consulting a Rolodex card) It took me a month to put all his Rolodex numbers into his Blackberry, which he now uses as a nightlight.

Pam

(talking to Dwight on phone) I want you to listen to me, friend, and I want you to listen to me good. I'm going to come at you, and I'm going to come at you hard. I'm going to steal all of your clients, and then I'm going to kill them in front of you.

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