It's like a girl says she'll make out with you, but then her boyfriend is waiting around the corner with a pee-filled balloon.

Michael

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (5 Votes)
Character:
Michael Scott
Episode:
The Office Season 5 Episode 24: "Heavy Competition"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 5 Episode 24 Quotes

Michael: I have dibs. Do you respect dibs?
Dwight: (scoffs) I'm not a barbarian.

(watching Michael on the phone, consulting a Rolodex card) It took me a month to put all his Rolodex numbers into his Blackberry, which he now uses as a nightlight.

Pam