I've seen that crappy Julia Roberts movie forty seven times. Have you seen the lips on that women?! It's like a baboon's ass on her face!

Lois

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Character:
Lois Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15: "Dammit Janet"
Show:
Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 Quotes

I don't suppose you have any valium on you? Of course not, you're leading the straight life now

Stewie [to his stuffed animal]

Brian: Well, well, looks like you're in love.
Stewie: Ha! That's so funny I forgot to laugh...excluding that first "ha!"
Brian: Face it, you're a sucker for a woman with blue eyes.
Stewie: Aha! Her eyes are green!
Brian: Aha! Thanks for proving my point.
Stewie: Damn!