Alan: Jake, for the last time, nobody got "creamed", no one won, no one lost.
Jake: Yeah except for us, twelve to two.
Charlie: Well, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's whether or not you beat the spread

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Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 5: "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
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