Jake, you're coming with us. I don't wanna! Are you sure? Yo...

Alan [about the funeral]: Jake, you're coming with us.
Jake: I don't wanna!
Charlie: Are you sure? You get to see a real dead guy.
Jake: There's gonna be a dead guy? Where?
Alan: ... At the funeral.
Jake: Oh, cool! Can I come


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Charlie Harper, Alan Harper, Jake Harper
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Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 21: "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 21 Quotes

Alan: How do you sleep at night?
Charlie: Usually drunk and on top of somebody

Evelyn [to Charlie]: Laugh now, but when I die I'll come back to haunt you. [she leaves]
Charlie [to Alan]: How will that be any different from this

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