Dani: I hate these shoes so much, Jamie.
Jamie: I know, muchacho; cause remember, they ain't made for people like us. They're made for sheep. They're made for Muggles. They're made for t**ts.
Dani: When I get home, I will set them on fire, and their memory will burn in hell.
Jamie: Jesus, Dani.
Dani: Jesus has no place in the conversation of these damned shoes.


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Beard: You know, if you weigh a person's body right after death, it's 21.3 grams lighter. Some say that's the weight of a soul.
Roy: Whoever figured that out clearly weighed someone, murdered them, then weighed them again. You live; you die; you're done. End of story. Good night.

Keeley: Roy, if you died, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like, if you were hit by a bus today, what do I do?
Roy: Go after bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me. Avenge me, Keeley, avenge me!