Josh, this is completely crazy. You told me I shouldn't be a d...

J.D.: Josh, this is completely crazy.
Josh: You told me I shouldn't be a doctor.
J.D.: Kidding... Josh. You know what? Forget all of that. You have to hang in there. Now, I promise you, I am gonna help you. So, what do you say?
Josh: I know what you're trying to do. My whole life, people have felt sorry for me.
J.D.: Why would anyone feel sorry for you?
Josh: I'm clumsy, I'm always throwing up and I don't even have an ass!
J.D.: Those are the same things I was dealing with when I started here. Except for the ass part. I actually have a great ass. It's firm like mutton


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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 17: "My Student"
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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 17 Quotes

Turk: Dr. Cox, you are an attending, so you should know it's highly inappropriate for you to be sniffing around this woman all day! And you! You are a med student who should be learning from me, but every time I turn around, you're talking to him. So I'm telling you, I forbid you to get involved with that guy.
Kristen: Sorry, doctor.
Dr. Cox: You do realize that you just effectively signed your own death warrant.
Turk: Dude, do you, like, know any women at all?
[Cuts to Dr. Cox's apartment]
Kristen: Hi. I know we're not supposed to be seeing each other, but

Dr. Cox: You wanna know something?
Kristen: What?
Dr. Cox: I feel like I'm using you to get past another person.
Kristen: That's not as sexy as you think it is

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