Carol Pilbasian: I want to go back to the motorhome and have honeymoon sex with my husband.
Tandy: Let me go wash my balls.
Carol: Keep them dirty.
Tandy: Carol Pilbasian Miller.
Carol: Just kidding, please wash them.


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The Last Man on Earth Season 3 Episode 9: "If You're Happy and You Know It"
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The Last Man on Earth Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

I don't want to hear that there's no magic in this world because you David Copperfielded me, bigly.

Tandy

Carol Pilbasian: You can't force someone to be your family. Who does that?
Tandy: Hey Carol, the day you forced me to marry you was the best day of my life.