Barney: Kids, you don't give half a brown Crayola what I do for a living, do you?
Kids: Noo
Barney: I know what you want. Magic!


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Character:
Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18: "Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M."
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 Quotes

Ted: I'm going over to this girl's house to make juice.
Taxicab driver: Nice!
Ted: Oh no, it's not like that, we're juicing as friends

Marshall: Well, I'm better friends with Ted than you are.
Barney: That is a lie!
Marshall: It is not a lie.
Barney: Okay, that's it! You and me! I'm not afraid of you!
Marshall: I'll show you things you never seen before!
Barney: I used to box in the Army