Archer: Lana, did you see my scarf?
Lana: Yes, Archer. I saw your scarf.
Archer: All my hair fell out.
Lana: I'm sorry.
Archer: Me too. It was my fifth best feature.


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (7 Votes)
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Characters:
Sterling Archer, Lana Kane
Episode:
Archer Season 2 Episode 9: "Placebo Effect"
Show:
Archer
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Archer Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

Archer: Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the hogs of war.
Krieger: Dogs of wars.
Archer: Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up.

Archer: I've been treating my cancer with sugar pills!?
Krieger: You didn't think it was weird your chemo drugs were chewable?
Archer: Little kids get cancer.