Archer: Lana, I'm in love with you.
Lana: You are also shitfaced.
Archer: I can be both.


Rating: 4.7 / 5.0 (3 Votes)
Characters:
Sterling Archer, Lana Kane
Episode:
Archer Season 2 Episode 8: "Stage Two"
Show:
Archer
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Archer Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes

Malory: I had a mammogram on Friday and they found something.
Pam: So is that why you're being such a bitch?

Cheryl: Do anything fun this weekend? Because I sure did. Friday night was cornhole league and then on Saturday...
Malory: If I cared what you do on the weekend I'd stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.
Cheryl: Saturday I watched a building burn down.