Andy: Let me go to Big Head Joe's for you. They have the most insane burritos.
Ron: I don't much go for ethnic food.
Andy: No no no. Trust me. They have one that's called the meat tornado. Literally killed a guy last year.
Ron: You had me at meat tornado.


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (4 Votes)
Characters:
Ron Swanson, Andy Dwyer
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 2: "Flu Season"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

Ron

J.J.: Sure, anything for my favorite customer.
Leslie: I bet you say that to all the girls.
J.J.: Oh no, no. Actually you are my favorite. You've spent over a thousand dollars last year on waffles alone.