Turk: Let's think about some of the great girls you let slip through your fingers. Kylie, Jamie, Gift Shop Girl, Mini McSkinny, Mole Butt, Tina Two-Kids, Rumple Fugly...I'm forgetting someone...
Carla's narration: Oh my god Turk, if you forget Elliot she's going to cry.
Carla: Turk, aren't you forgetting the greatest girl of them all? (Discretely gesturing at a dejected Elliot)
Turk: (Snaps) Heidi Horseface!
Elliot: Me! Turk, she is talking about me, ok!?
J.D.: Relax, Elliot, you're Mole Butt.
Elliot: Really? (Becomes happy) Sorry Turk.


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J.D., Turk, Carla Espinosa, Elliot Reid
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 5: "Her Story"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

Dr. Cox: Oh look what we have here. It's a visual representation of how alcohol affects different ages. We have the young.
Julie: (Perfectly fine) Morning!
Dr. Cox: The slightly older.
Elliot: (Her head in her hands) Please stop talking.
Dr. Cox: The slightly older still.
Carla: (Her head also in her hands and mumbles something)
Dr. Cox: And last the very, very, very old. (Jordan's sitting with sunglasses on and her arms crosses) She is unconscious and virtually unwakeable. Witness. (Shakes her) Jordaroo! Jordalicious! Jordaroni!

(Talking to a girl while she's drunk) So Carol, do you like jazz? Yeah? How much?

Elliot