Life is full of mystery. Just think, if I was a monkey and you were a bowl of coleslaw, we wouldn't be having this conversation.


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Mike & Molly Season 2 Episode 13: "Victoria Can't Drive"
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I'm going to jail? I'm too young and too pretty! Those butch chicks will be on me like ants on a peach!


Peggy: You invited your dead beat dad and his whore to our wedding?
Mike: Well, it's still up in the air with the whore.
Molly: Our wedding?!