Life's messy. It kicks you in the ass. That's right, I said ass.

Jess

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (1 Vote)
Character:
Jess Day
Episode:
New Girl Season 2 Episode 24: "Winston's Birthday"
Show:
New Girl
Tag:
Zooey Deschanel
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New Girl Season 2 Episode 24 Quotes

If they make fun of you, I'll punch them in the penis.

Elizabeth

I know you're lying, and I'm hurt, but I'm gonna eat this anyway

Winston