Like all childless couples they troll the beaches waiting for the egg-layers to wander off from their young.

Homer

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Character:
Homer Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 11: "Changing of the Guardian"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 11 Quotes

What women really want is a guy who's confident enough to go completely downhill after marriage and know she'll still love him.

Homer

Anything new that wanders into this house ends up in the stew pot.

Cletus