Man, I thought my brother and I had problems. But you two are m...
PATIENT: "Man, I thought my brother and I had problems. But you two are morons."
CRISTINA: "Okay, well, swallowing Monopoly pieces wasn't exactly a genius move. You could've really hurt yourself."
PATIENT: "Well, I didn't, did I? Now my mom's gonna make my brother let me play Monopoly all I want."
CRISTINA: "And that makes you smart?"
PATIENT: "You're fishing through my poop. How smart does that make you?"