Marge everything is a sin. Have you ever sat down and read this thing? (holds up the bible) -Technically we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.

Reverend Lovejoy

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Helen Lovejoy, Reverend Lovejoy
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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 22: "Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 22 Quotes

Moe: Hey Homer, why don't you nibble her elbow...that always melts her butter, heh heh.
Marge: Get out! Everyone get out now!
Apu: Ooooh, she's got to have it!

Receptionist: Hello, sir. Are you here for "Coping With Senility?"
Jasper: No. I'm here for "Microwave Cookery" ... No, wait, "Coping With Senility."