Michael always says "K-I-S-S. Keep it simple, stupid." Great advice. Hurts my feelings every time.

Dwight

Rating: 4.4 / 5.0 (5 Votes)
Character:
Dwight Schrute
Episode:
The Office Season 3 Episode 5: "Initiation"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on pretzel day? Well, I like pretzel day.

Stanley

Dwight: What is Michael Scott's greatest fear?
Ryan: Loneliness... maybe women.
Dwight: Wrong. Michael Scott isn't afraid of anything. [pause] Also, I would have accepted "snakes."