Donna: Michael, I didn't think I'd hear from you. How have you been?
Michael: I have a disease, of which there is no known cure. It has been sexually transmitted to me. I can't even say it. H-I-R-P-E-E-S.


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The Office Season 7 Episode 4: "Sex Ed"
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The Office
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The Office Season 7 Episode 4 Quotes

Dwight: I left him all the tools he needs. This is do or die. If he chooses correctly, he will conquer the hornets.
Andy: And if he doesn't?
Dwight: He'll die.
Everyone: What? Beg your pardon?
Dwight: When did the phrase "Do or die" become so corrupted?

Phyllis: I got stung up my dress.
Dwight: Poor hornet.