Michael is that scotch? Scotch with Splenda. Tastes like Splen...

Kevin: Michael is that scotch?
Michael: Scotch with Splenda. Tastes like Splenda, gets drunk like scotch. Clinky, clinky-clink. Come-on... come on, come on.


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Michael Scott, Kevin Malone
Episode:
The Office Season 5 Episode 21: "Two Weeks"
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The Office
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The Office Season 5 Episode 21 Quotes

He finally has a story everyone wants to hear... and he knows it.

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Michael: I had no idea when I got in that car and headed to New York I was going to quit. I got on that ramp and I thought two hours, two hours to go. Feeling good. Listen to some tunes. Should've peed before I left.
Kelly: Michael get to the good part.
Michael: Okay, so. I get up to the building, I get to the revolving door... broken! So I have to take the normal door.
Oscar: At least he is in the building.
Michael: No, No! I was so nervous it was the wrong building! I walked into the wrong building!

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