Lorelai: Michel, the phone.
Michel: Mm-hmm. It rings.
Lorelai: Can you answer it?
Michel: No. People are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to any more of them.
Lorelai: You know who's really nice to talk to? The people at the unemployment agency.
Michel: Independence Inn. Michel speaking.


Rating: 3.8 / 5.0 (5 Votes)
Characters:
Lorelai Gilmore, Michel Gerard
Episode:
Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"
Show:
Gilmore Girls
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Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Lorelai: Please, Luke. Please, please, please.
Luke: How many cups have you had this morning?
Lorelai: None.
Luke: Plus...
Lorelai: Five, but yours is better.
Luke: You have a problem.
Lorelai: Yes, I do.
Luke: Junkie.
Lorelai: Angel. You've got wings, baby.

Does he have a motorcycle? If you're gonna throw your life away, he'd better have a motorcycle!

Lorelai