Turk: My appendectomy patient wants me to use hypnosis instead of anesthesia.
Dr. Cox: Lookit, I'd like to throw it in Gwen Stefani tonight instead of Jordan, but that ain't gonna happen either.


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Turk, Perry Cox
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3: "My Day at the Races"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

Elliot: Why don't you just move into my place?
J.D.: Oh, great, then we'll be two losers under one roof.

As for me, I could overcome any obstacle, as long as I had Elliot and her ridiculously strong thighs beneath me.

J.D.'s Narration