Chris: My dad is smarter than your dad.
Meg: We have the same dad, idiot!
Chris: Yeah, but mine's smarter!


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Family Guy Season 4 Episode 6: "Petarded"
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Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 4 Episode 6 Quotes

Peter: All right everybody, time for paint ball!
Brian: Uh... I forgot to pick up the paint ballguns.
Joe: We can use these, [he brings a box of live guns] I brought them from the office.
Everyone takes a gun.
Lois: Peter, is it safe to be firing real gun in the house?
Peter: All right, All Right, nobody fire at Lois, she's scare... Okay 1.. 2.. 3... GO!

So, is there any tread left on the tires, or at this point is it just like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

Stewie [to prostitute]