Bart: My father invented that drink, and if you'll allow me to demonstrate...
Edna: Bart, are those liquor bottles?
Bart: Um...yes
Edna: Take them to the teacher's lounge. You can have what's left after school.


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Characters:
Bart Simpson, Edna Krabappel
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 10: "Flaming Moe's"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 10 Quotes

According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is...Love?! Who's been screwing with this thing?

Professor Frink

Flaming Moe's Theme Song
When the weight of the world has got you down,
And you want to end your life,
Bills to pay, a dead-end job,
And problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the towel,
'Cuz there's a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away
At Flaming Moe's (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's)
When liquor in a mug (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's)
Can warm you like a hug. (Flaming Moe's)
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away