My father invented that drink, and if you'll allow me to demonst...

Bart: My father invented that drink, and if you'll allow me to demonstrate...
Edna: Bart, are those liquor bottles?
Bart: Um...yes
Edna: Take them to the teacher's lounge. You can have what's left after school.


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Characters:
Bart Simpson, Edna Krabappel
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 10: "Flaming Moe's"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 10 Quotes

Flaming Moe's Theme Song
When the weight of the world has got you down,
And you want to end your life,
Bills to pay, a dead-end job,
And problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the towel,
'Cuz there's a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away
At Flaming Moe's (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's)
When liquor in a mug (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's)
Can warm you like a hug. (Flaming Moe's)
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away

Holy Cow! Homer just fell on Aerosmith!

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