My life is a bacon-wrapped hell.

Kermit

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The Muppets Season 1 Episode 1: "Pig Girls Don't Cry"
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The Muppets Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

My life is a bacon-wrapped hell.

Kermit

When your online profile says you're a 'passionate bear looking for love,' you get a lot of wrong responses.

Fozzie