Reggie: Veronica, is that you?
Veronica: Yes, it is, Reginald. Can’t believe you’re here though considering I banished your ass.

Betty: How about the fact that Dad was grooming me to be a murderer just like him! Did you know?
Alice: No! Absolutely not. That didn’t happen, Betty. Where is this coming from? Is this your persecution complex again?
Betty: Oh my God, whatever. I promise you I will get to the truth, Mom.

Veronica: Thank you for risking cocktail hour with the Spider-Woman.
Betty: Of course, Vee, but we’re not in any danger from you. You would have … and aura.

Cheryl: Archie, you do realize you’re playing with forces far beyond your understanding or the natural world? You don’t know where your powers come from, or why palladium specifically weakens you and now the others. Are you certain chasing immunity is worth the risk it imposes on you
Archie: Percival hasn’t left me with many options, Cheryl.

His death, it seems, was sealed with a kiss.

Dr. Curdle Jr

You see, those dark secrets that we all carry in our hearts. I am those secrets, Kevin. And only I can release you from.

Percival Pickens

Percival Pickens: Besides, they’ve served their purpose.
Betty: And what purpose was that?
Percival Pickens: Collateral, Ms. Cooper. What other purpose would I want?

Betty: Do I really have to do this, Cheryl?
Cheryl: I’m afraid so. These objects were in Percival’s possession. Most certainly they’ve been polluted…tainted by some dark enchantments.
Veronica: Cheryl, where’s your trunk?
Cheryl: Oh, I already burned Jason. A second cleansing isn’t necessary.

Penelope: Please, Cheryl, the letters are my peace offering to you. Proof, I hope, that I truly have changed. You must read them.
Cheryl: So, where are they, Mother? And may Mephistopheles have mercy on your soul if you’re lying to me.

Tabitha: Jug, we’re parked at the edge of the parking lot. You won’t be able to see three feet in front of you. What if…what if something’s out there?
Jughead: No, no, come on. I’ll be right back.

Luckily, I have a serious penchant for drip sheet candles.


Betty: Are we dating?
Archie: I mean, I’m not seeing anyone else. And I love when we’re together. It just feels right, you know?
Betty: I’m glad you feel that way because I’m late. My period is two weeks late and I’m never late, like ever.

The CW Quotes

Cheryl: Ummm, did you have a lobotomy for breakfast? You’re wearing my signature color!
Toni: You don’t own the color red. Red existed before you.
Cheryl: Not at Riverdale High. Here, I invented red. I am red.
[Cheryl snaps her fingers and two girls stand behind her]
Cheryl: Sorry, but this school is not big enough for the both of us, faux-pink lady. And I was here first. Go to Centerville High or Westerberg, I don’t care. But you have until first bell Monday to clear every trace of yourself out of these halls. Copy?
[Cheryl flips her hair in Toni’s face and walks away]

Tabitha: Except, I didn’t do it consciously. It was like a reflex. The bullet hit me and it triggered a time jump. But why to 1944?
Raphael: Maybe you’re needed here for a mission?