Nobody likes beets, Dwight! Why don't you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy.

Michael

Rating: 3.5 / 5.0 (2 Votes)
Character:
Michael Scott
Episode:
The Office Season 2 Episode 3: "Office Olympics"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.

Michael

A 30-year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means that he's buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so I couldn't hear the other dead people.

Dwight